First Aid

On the 21st of June 2008, I finally went for the Introduction to First Aid and Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation course with Andrew the Palli and believe me it was horrible in the sense that I had to go through almost 8 hours of lame jokes and comments that at some point in the middle of the course I decided that I will no longer entertain the lame comments that the instructor were feeding the participants. But horrible as it may be I finally did my electives and am now certified as a first aide! Well..kind of even though what I learnt is just the basic of the basics but that is sufficient enough. Let me just give you a few highlights of what I had to go through (there were too many comments oozing with lame-ness that I lost count halfway through). By the way, the conversations were originally in Bahasa Malaysia.

Situation 1
Instructor: Why can't you use clean cloths to cover wounds?
Me: (Thinking what is wrong with using clean cloths to cover the wounds as it is better compared to using dish rags or other soiled cloths that may cause infection to the wounds)
Instructor: Because you can't find clean cloths anywhere and at anytime. Can you find clean cloths lying by the roadside? Hahaha.
Everyone: Hahaha.
Me: (Thinking okayyyy.....)

Situation 2
Instructor: Why can't you put an unconscious victim on a table? (the CPR dummy was on the table anyway)
Someone: Because it is harder to perform CPR on a victim that is lying on a table? (now doesn't this sound sensible?)
Instructor: No. Because you can't find a table on the roadside or in the jungle, can you? Hahaha.
Everyone: Hahaha.
Me: (Thinking okayyy again. Like, when is this going to end?)

Situation 3 (and this is the final blow for me as I was bombarded by one too many lame comments by this time and I absolutely refuse to be affected by any more of them)
Instructor: What do you do when a patient is conscious and has pulse and breath?
Someone: Recovery position.
Instructor: What do you do when there is no pulse and no breath?
Someone: CPR.
Instructor: What do you do when there is a pulse but no breath?
Someone: MTM (mouth-to-mouth).
Instructor: Then what do you do when there is no pulse but there is breath?
Me: (Thinking something is weird about this situation...I mean a person with no pulse but is still breathing?? There can be no more steps right??)
Instructor: It's CL.
Everyone: (Thinking what the hell is CL???)
Instructor: Cabut Lari la!
Me: (In my mind I am banging my head on the wall and wanting very much to kill this guy standing in front of the class)

Seriously I think this may be the same guy that answered the phone call as posted in my previous post. But anyway I have my certificate already! Thank God I made it through that horrendous class alive. Palli susahla...